Sept. 1 3:42 pm

justice4mikebrown:

Negrophobia???  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg



This remains my favorite passive-aggressive sign:

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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This remains my favorite passive-aggressive sign:

(via madmaudlingoes)

So I watched Blackfish today

Spent the rest of the day reading about cruelty to marine mammals and trainer injuries and etc. (Don’t do that by the way, nothing you learn will make you happy. Just don’t go to Seaworld. trust me on this.). And I’m pondering how dangerous captive Orcas actually are, this incredibly intelligent species crammed in a tiny box away from its family and tormented until it becomes a Murderwhale, like the whale equivalent of John Gacy. So I ended up reading about Orcas as a species.

THEY ARE TECHNICALLY DOLPHINS. I feel like this explains everything.

sixpenceee:

Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds.

I didn’t know this was possible but now I want all my pears to be in the shape of religious figures.

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My week was spent: 1. Fucking around on my ipad; 2. Floating in my parents’ pool with a drink and a book; 3. Chasing Raz around and cleaning up his tiny poops.

It was a good week. I’m sorry it’s over. It’s amazing how fast time goes when you’re doing fuckall with it. Going home in the am- hopefully to find no problems, this was the first time I had a pet sitter in (bc Loki needed pills twice a day). I have to figure it what to do with Raz when I go to Allegany in a few weeks…he is NOT coming to the woods, too much could go wrong. Anyways. Back to the job.

Raz will be sad to have no dog friends to play with, I think, but he’ll be glad to get back to his home cage. The travel cage isn’t tiny but it’s maybe a quarter or a third the size and he gets very pissy about having to be in it. He runs up and down a lot and yells, but he cannot squeeze through the bars on this one. When I let him out he immediately jumps down to the floor to hide under furniture, chase dogs, and pick up all the microscopic floor debris to see what it tastes like. Then he tantrums when I finally catch him after a couple hours of playing. I joke about him wanting to become a wild, floor-dwelling bird, but I think he kind of does, for real.

xxthisgirllovesyouxx:

shavingryansprivates:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

Hakuna Matata

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata

it means “DROP THE BASS”

BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww

what you did is inexcusable 

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We tell our women “get into science, get into math, get into the pipeline.” Who wants to be in a pipeline full of acid?

Alicia Menendez - The View

I’m at the car dealership, waiting for my service recall to be completed, and this statement caught the attention of every woman in the room. Unsurprisingly, they all nodded in assent while the few men in the room looked uncomfortable.

The point is valid: even if access to STEM and other male dominated fields is made available, we need to do something about the culture in the field. Access to a pipeline full of acid, while it is still access, serves to maintain inequality.

(via glintglimmergleam)

so my sister works in STEM & if you talked to her for like 5 minutes she can tell you how true this is. it’s fucking poisonous

(via verybereft)

This. All my respect to women out there fighting the bullshit on a daily basis, but I can’t blame the women who aren’t willing to subject themselves to it every day. That shit is exhausting and soul-killing.

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jean-prouvairy:

[enjolras voice]: goddammit grantaire

jean-prouvairy:

[enjolras voice]: goddammit grantaire

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It is now 3 weeks since Michael Brown was murdered by Ferguson PD Officer Darren Wilson. Officer Darren Wilson still has not been arrested, charged, or even brought to prison or court for the murder of Michael Brown.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

#JusticeForMichaelBrown

Disgraceful.

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